Kill them with kindness.
17. Born & raised in Arizona. (:
KiK:renee5747
KiK:renee5747
happy birthday. we couldn’t afford to put a stripper in your cake like you wanted so instead we just put your cake in a stripper. she ate the whole thing in like 2 minutes. you should have been there. it was amazing.
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honestly I think in general if someone punched me in the face I’d be too tired to respond
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If attending a Beyonce concert and she puts the mic to you, you better do exactly what the fuck he did in this video.
(Source: ByronGraffiti, via twerkinwiths-a-t-a-n)
