happy birthday. we couldn’t afford to put a stripper in your cake like you wanted so instead we just put your cake in a stripper. she ate the whole thing in like 2 minutes. you should have been there. it was amazing.
honestly I think in general if someone punched me in the face I’d be too tired to respond
If attending a Beyonce concert and she puts the mic to you, you better do exactly what the fuck he did in this video.